Updates!

I've had a few of these saved for quite some time and it is way past due for an update.

"I was the voice of Butters. Had to go to town to give a speech on birth control.
"Had to stop for grilled cheese sandwiches first. They were made out of noodles... I wasn't even hungry."
"I'm done."

"Did you get the ribbon?!"

"Frog stickies, you know what I mean."

Aside from these, I haven't heard any good rambles. Quite the disappointment, I know.

008

It's my 23rd birthday! But that has nothing to do with this ramble!

"I wonder who would do dat."

007

I forgot to post this last week. No idea where it came from but it made me think of a Dr. Scholl's commercial.

"I am gellin'."

(you know, then someone goes, 'like a felon.' super lame. oh, Ian.)

006

... Usually I have a good story to lead up to the quote.
I have no idea where the hell this came from.

"I want to be the wallpaper."

005

Today, while in Target, we were checking out the cookware. Lately, both Ian and myself have been all about the skillets and flat frying pans to improve our breakfast cooking abilities.
Apparently, he was so impressed with this one set he saw on sale for $80 today, that he dreamt about it.

"...has a skillet."

004

After a bit of a hiatus due to Christmas break and a really long no-ramble period, Ian has bounced back tonight with one simple statement.
After having a complete body spasm, tonight's quote was:

"Mm, cupcakes."

IT GOT BETTER!

"Why are you throwing cupcakes at me? ... I had to knock them away with my hand."

003

Apparently, Ian fostered a Mexican boy and a black boy in a dream, one aged 16, one aged 18 (which is ridiculous because that's too old for foster kids, he later rationalized), and they got into a violent snowball fight. One threatened to "fuck him up" and that's what lead us to this quote from a few nights ago.

"I don't want to be a foster parent."

I reassured him that should the time come, we'll do our best to have our own biological children.